T-minus 14 hours and counting. This is how much time will pass before my intrepid explorer friend Krust and I will fly out to Tokyo to meet our best friend, Hodezor Hodemonster III, and his tiny son, Hodezor Hodemonster V (we have no idea what happened to IV, but we strongly suspect foul play).
We will stay for three weeks in the Land of Karate, Cosplay, Extreme Personal Courteuosness, Anime, Manga, Samurai, Snacks With Exotically Insane Flavors, Sumo, Engrish, Hentai, Sushi, Bukkake, Ninjas, Completely Incomprehensible Television, and the Rising Sun. And we will bring it all to you, via some pictures and a lot of text.
Before we get there, however, we have to endure twenty hours of traveling, most of which happens on one 11-to-14 hour long flight (nobody seems to know for sure) from Copenhagen to Tokyo. We'll have a full report once we touch down on the other side of the globe. So help me Zod, if they have bad food or crappy in-flight entertainment, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU will know about it. (And if they even think about showing the Da Vinci Code, someone is going to get a nice little surprise in their pantry. And I'm not talking about shit, either!*)
Much love to everyone. Next blog upcoming in 34 hours or so, assuming I'm not incoherent from jet-lag or dead from deep-vein thrombosis or both. Smooch.
*Okay, yeah, I'm talking about shit.
